What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
15.06.2025 02:46

{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Yes sir it is.
Do conservative white women like black men?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
What are "the new net zero jobs of tomorrow" that SNP's Stephen Flynn says his party would create?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
Sure no problem officer.
According to Trump, Ukraine started the war. Why?
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Have you ever accidentally seen your mother-in-law doing something that was private to her?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.